Category White Privilege
Privileged Old White Man Has A Heart-Attack At Super Market, Inconveniencing Several Female Shoppers
By Prof. Filidia Lopez (Adjunct Professor at the Welsingham Institute for Feminist Studies in Scranton PA) It happened at Super Groceries Organic and Vegan Market, in Tulsa Oklahoma, last Sunday. An elderly white male, one George Thompson-Ehrlichman, age 83, collapsed in the juice aisle of the grocery store. This occurred while several mothers, who have […]
Psychologist Claims “Racism Accusers” Are Pedophiles Seeking To Hide Their Own “Sickness”
By Ivan Fernando A prominent white supremacist psychologist, Prof. Philippe Lynn, of Rhodesia University in Zimbabwe, has written a paper claiming that anyone who identifies another person as a racist, is a pedophile. He goes on to say that the one making the claim is trying to somehow distract others from his or her own […]
Snap Elections In Sweden Bring Islamic Jihad Party Government To Power
By Ray Charleston Last week the world saw an exciting new development as Sweden was declared an Islamic nation under Sharia law. For those who may have missed the news, over the last several years more and more Muslim refugees have been peacefully migrating to Sweden in search of a better life. Last month Islamic […]
Racist Professor Fired For Using The Offensive Word Chiggers During Entomology Class
By Werombi Towradji Professor John Franklin, who served as the senior professor of entomology at Temple University In Sarasota, was fired recently for using the offensive word “chiggers” repeatedly in class. According to administrative officials, Prof. Franklin was asked to stop using the offensive word and to refer to the insect in question as the […]
Catholic Monastery For “Penitent Racists” Receives Pope Francis’ Blessing
By Ray Charleston A controversial new Catholic Monastery, known as “The Convent For Racist Penitents”, located in San Francisco, California, has received a special papal blessing from Pope Francis. The monastery’s Abbots, Brothers Leo Berkowitz and Mark Smith, espouse a Catholic Liberation theology. Some racist and reactionary critics on the extreme right claim that this […]
Student Mugged, Says He Deserved It Because of His ‘Privilege’
By Maggie Lit A Georgetown University (GU) student who says he was mugged at gunpoint says he “can hardly blame” his assailants. Senior Oliver Friedfeld and his roommate were held at gunpoint and mugged recently. However, the GU student isn’t upset. In fact he says he “can hardly blame [his muggers].” “Not once did I […]
Galactic Federation Delivers Ultimatum To United Nations, Threatens To Incinerate Earth If Reasonable Demands Are Not Met Within Ten Years Time!
By Ray Charlston According to anonymous sources within the United Nations, last Thursday an extra-terrestrial claiming to represent the “Galactic Federation,” a federation of independent planets and alien races, gave a speech before the UN. This meeting was classified as top-secret by the world body, and member nations have voted not to disclose its contents. […]
Democratic National Committee Chair: “The Risk of Contracting Ebola Is A Small Price To Pay For Enriching America With Diversity”
By Amina Shabez The radical, racist, and reactionary right is at it again! This time, they are stoking ugly, xenophobic, and nativist fears that Americans could contract the deadly ebola virus from African immigrants or visitors to the US! These fears are really just a smokescreen for those who hate African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Muslims and other […]
Prominent Anti-Racist Activist Tim Wise Embraces Racism and Sexism, Stunning Progressives
Special Report By Ivan Fernando In a move that has stunned progressives across America, anti-racist activist Tim Wise has embraced racism and intolerance. Now styling himself a so-called “Race-Realist”, Wise held a press conference in Washington DC at the National Press Club earlier today. Announcing his new reactionary and extreme views Wise began: “I am […]
Progressive Professor Urges White Male Students to Commit Suicide During Class
By Ivan Fernando “If you are a white male, you don’t deserve to live. You are a cancer, you’re a disease, white males have never contributed anything positive to the world! They only murder, exploit and oppress non-whites! At least a white woman can have sex with a black man and make a brown baby […]
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