Category The Right To Choose

“Mix It Up Prom” Acclaimed As Huge Success

By Julia Stanton At Progressive Valley Elementary School in Montgomery Washington, the summer school held its first “Mix It Up Prom.” Traditionally summer schools have not had proms, however progressive educators and activists decided to organize an especially meaningful one. What made this prom unique is that it encouraged students to look outside of their […]

Feminists Bemoan Lack Of Real Men, And Ask Themselves, Where Have All The Men Gone?

By Julia Stanton Men today don’t know how to act around women. They don’t have any confidence around women. What’s wrong with men today? Increasingly progressive women are asking themselves this question. What happened to men, and why are they all so screwed up? Where have all the real men gone? How do women fix […]

Progressives Condemn Racist Porn Film And Repudiate Hateful, Homophobic and Intolerant Porn Stars

By Amina Shabez A new adult film titled “Niggers Be Gang-Raping White Bitches”, by the award winning creators of “Bash And Bang Whitey’s Damaged Daughters” and “I Love Throw-Away Hoes!” has received a great deal of criticism both from within, and from outside the adult film industry. It is shaping up to be the most […]

Eighteen Year Old Woman Goes On Killing Spree, Declares War On The Patriarchy, Divides Feminists

By Werombi Towradji “Every male is a legitimate target. Every male is a rapist and an abuser of women! There are no exceptions! Even little boys will grow up to one day abuse women in some way or another. They too are legitimate targets.” So said young Anna Feldman in a politically charged “woman-ifesto” released […]

Planned Parenthood Launches Controversial New “Abort Racism” Campaign

By Amina Shabez On Tuesday, Planned Parenthood launched its newest campaign “Abort Racism”, in a drive to increase profits by increasing the number of yearly abortions – and best of all, fighting racism at the same time! This exciting new campaign has generated a surprising amount of controversy. It seems that some radical racists claim […]

Ant Liberation Army Loses Battle In Dallas Texas

“Ants have rights too! Ants have lives and families too!” The speaker shouted through a megaphone to a group of about four dozen people. He was wearing a red Che style beret and a military uniform. The crowd represented people from all walks of life who travelled across the country to be here. They held […]