Category Conservative Reactionaries
The American Flag is a Symbol of Hate With No Place In Our Vibrant Democracy. Take It Down!
By Erik Mugabe The United States of America was founded by slave-owning white supremacists. The American flag is literally a symbol of slavery, white supremacy, and Native-American genocide. Good people do not disagree on these points. The American founders were all racist, cis-gendered, heterosexist white males. This is 2020; why are these ugly rags, we […]
Pope Francis Seems To Endorse Bernie Sanders For President, Calls Trump a “Nazi,” and Explains Isis
By Enrique Alvarez At a press conference yesterday, Pope Francis again castigated Donald Trump for his anti-immigration views. Raising his voice and pounding his fist into the podium, Pope Francis stated that “Donald Trump is a Nazi and if some American people like him, then I’m very sorry, but they are Nazis! America was founded […]
Racist Professor Fired For Using The Offensive Word Chiggers During Entomology Class
By Werombi Towradji Professor John Franklin, who served as the senior professor of entomology at Temple University In Sarasota, was fired recently for using the offensive word “chiggers” repeatedly in class. According to administrative officials, Prof. Franklin was asked to stop using the offensive word and to refer to the insect in question as the […]
Republican Presidential Candidates Agree To Endorse Hillary If Donald Trump Wins Nomination
By Werombi Towradji With reports indicating that Donald Trump continues to enjoy a lead in several polls, the majority of his fellow Republican presidential candidates jointly announced today that they would endorse Hillary Clinton for President if Trump wins the nomination. The spokesman for the group of candidates, Jeb Bush, noted that “Trump represents racism, […]
Buy-Stuff-Cheap CEO “If Urban Youths Of Color Take Things At My Store, We Won’t Call The Police!”
By Ivan Fernando In a move that has earned praise from many progressives, but sneers and ridicule from the radical and racist right, Stan Marshall, the CEO of “Buy-Stuff-Cheap” a small chain of retail stores that sells everything from sneakers to refrigerators in eastern Maryland, recently banned employees from reporting the theft of store goods […]
North Korea Executes Prominent General For Racist Comments
By Ray Charlston A shocking racist incident took place in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday of last week. Basketball player Dennis Rodman returned to the DPRK, at the special invitation of General Kim Jong-un, who himself is an avid and long time basketball fan. Rodman had been invited to attend a state parade in honor of […]
Catholic Monastery For “Penitent Racists” Receives Pope Francis’ Blessing
By Ray Charleston A controversial new Catholic Monastery, known as “The Convent For Racist Penitents”, located in San Francisco, California, has received a special papal blessing from Pope Francis. The monastery’s Abbots, Brothers Leo Berkowitz and Mark Smith, espouse a Catholic Liberation theology. Some racist and reactionary critics on the extreme right claim that this […]
DNA Evidence Exonerates Edward Thompson Confessed Serial Murderer And Rapist, Thompson States “I Took The Blame So African-American Youths Wouldn’t Be Punished!”
By Werombi Towradji After spending nearly 35 years behind bars in a federal prison, recently analyzed DNA evidence has exonerated confessed serial murderer and rapist Edward Thompson. The evidence proves conclusively that the crimes for which he took responsibility were, in fact, committed by African-Americans. Thompson, a white male, who is 58 now, was serving […]
Progressives Condemn Racist Porn Film And Repudiate Hateful, Homophobic and Intolerant Porn Stars
By Amina Shabez A new adult film titled “Niggers Be Gang-Raping White Bitches”, by the award winning creators of “Bash And Bang Whitey’s Damaged Daughters” and “I Love Throw-Away Hoes!” has received a great deal of criticism both from within, and from outside the adult film industry. It is shaping up to be the most […]
Democratic National Committee Chair: “The Risk of Contracting Ebola Is A Small Price To Pay For Enriching America With Diversity”
By Amina Shabez The radical, racist, and reactionary right is at it again! This time, they are stoking ugly, xenophobic, and nativist fears that Americans could contract the deadly ebola virus from African immigrants or visitors to the US! These fears are really just a smokescreen for those who hate African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Muslims and other […]
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