Category African Americans
The American Flag is a Symbol of Hate With No Place In Our Vibrant Democracy. Take It Down!
By Erik Mugabe The United States of America was founded by slave-owning white supremacists. The American flag is literally a symbol of slavery, white supremacy, and Native-American genocide. Good people do not disagree on these points. The American founders were all racist, cis-gendered, heterosexist white males. This is 2020; why are these ugly rags, we […]
Progressives Threaten Peaceful Violence In The Wake of Rising Microaggressions
by Dr. Trifecta Tyrone Washington II, D.D., Ph.D, Distinguished Civil Rights Leader Progressives are rightly outraged at the recent spate of white-male terrorist incidents across the US. Whites are attacking innocent people of color, women, sexual minorities, and the trans community. We will no longer stand by and allow this to continue. We can, and […]
Psychologist Claims “Racism Accusers” Are Pedophiles Seeking To Hide Their Own “Sickness”
By Ivan Fernando A prominent white supremacist psychologist, Prof. Philippe Lynn, of Rhodesia University in Zimbabwe, has written a paper claiming that anyone who identifies another person as a racist, is a pedophile. He goes on to say that the one making the claim is trying to somehow distract others from his or her own […]
Bernie Sanders “Rape Laws Are Racist Because They Target Black Youths, Repeal Them!”
By Ivan Fernando At a campaign rally on Friday, Bernie Sanders thrilled progressives, and enraged conservative racists, as the presidential candidate outlined a sensible new approach to rape laws. “Our racist government statistics claim that black males are disproportionately responsible for rape. Blacks do not commit any crimes at higher levels than whites period! Numerous […]
Hillary Clinton Disses Black Lives Are Important, Refusing To Perform Sex Acts On African-Americans!
By Enrique Alvarez Yesterday Hillary Clinton revealed her true color (White) once again. During a speech on sex inequalities in hiring, several activists from Black Lives Are Important climbed onto the stage. For readers who may not be aware, Black Lives Are Important, or BLAI, are a group of African-Americans that have formed a more […]
Pope Francis Seems To Endorse Bernie Sanders For President, Calls Trump a “Nazi,” and Explains Isis
By Enrique Alvarez At a press conference yesterday, Pope Francis again castigated Donald Trump for his anti-immigration views. Raising his voice and pounding his fist into the podium, Pope Francis stated that “Donald Trump is a Nazi and if some American people like him, then I’m very sorry, but they are Nazis! America was founded […]
Racist Professor Fired For Using The Offensive Word Chiggers During Entomology Class
By Werombi Towradji Professor John Franklin, who served as the senior professor of entomology at Temple University In Sarasota, was fired recently for using the offensive word “chiggers” repeatedly in class. According to administrative officials, Prof. Franklin was asked to stop using the offensive word and to refer to the insect in question as the […]
“Mix It Up Prom” Acclaimed As Huge Success
By Julia Stanton At Progressive Valley Elementary School in Montgomery Washington, the summer school held its first “Mix It Up Prom.” Traditionally summer schools have not had proms, however progressive educators and activists decided to organize an especially meaningful one. What made this prom unique is that it encouraged students to look outside of their […]
Buy-Stuff-Cheap CEO “If Urban Youths Of Color Take Things At My Store, We Won’t Call The Police!”
By Ivan Fernando In a move that has earned praise from many progressives, but sneers and ridicule from the radical and racist right, Stan Marshall, the CEO of “Buy-Stuff-Cheap” a small chain of retail stores that sells everything from sneakers to refrigerators in eastern Maryland, recently banned employees from reporting the theft of store goods […]
North Korea Executes Prominent General For Racist Comments
By Ray Charlston A shocking racist incident took place in Pyongyang, North Korea, Tuesday of last week. Basketball player Dennis Rodman returned to the DPRK, at the special invitation of General Kim Jong-un, who himself is an avid and long time basketball fan. Rodman had been invited to attend a state parade in honor of […]