Author Archives: Diversity Chronicle

Snap Elections In Sweden Bring Islamic Jihad Party Government To Power

By Ray Charleston Last week the world saw an exciting new development as Sweden was declared an Islamic nation under Sharia law. For those who may have missed the news, over the last several years more and more Muslim refugees have been peacefully migrating to Sweden in search of a better life. Last month Islamic […]

Bernie Sanders “Rape Laws Are Racist Because They Target Black Youths, Repeal Them!”

By Ivan Fernando At a campaign rally on Friday, Bernie Sanders thrilled progressives, and enraged conservative racists, as the presidential candidate outlined a sensible new approach to rape laws. “Our racist government statistics claim that black males are disproportionately responsible for rape. Blacks do not commit any crimes at higher levels than whites period! Numerous […]

Hillary Clinton Disses Black Lives Are Important, Refusing To Perform Sex Acts On African-Americans!

By Enrique Alvarez Yesterday Hillary Clinton revealed her true color (White) once again. During a speech on sex inequalities in hiring, several activists from Black Lives Are Important climbed onto the stage. For readers who may not be aware, Black Lives Are Important, or BLAI, are a group of African-Americans that have formed a more […]

Pope Francis Seems To Endorse Bernie Sanders For President, Calls Trump a “Nazi,” and Explains Isis

By Enrique Alvarez At a press conference yesterday, Pope Francis again castigated Donald Trump for his anti-immigration views. Raising his voice and pounding his fist into the podium, Pope Francis stated that “Donald Trump is a Nazi and if some American people like him, then I’m very sorry, but they are Nazis! America was founded […]

Racist Professor Fired For Using The Offensive Word Chiggers During Entomology Class

By Werombi Towradji Professor John Franklin, who served as the senior professor of entomology at Temple University In Sarasota, was fired recently for using the offensive word “chiggers” repeatedly in class. According to administrative officials, Prof. Franklin was asked to stop using the offensive word and to refer to the insect in question as the […]

Israel’s Collapse Imminent Due To Lack Of Diversity According To “Jews For Social Justice”

By Marc Steinsaltz Israeli Correspondent for Diversity Chronicle Under Israel’s extreme right-wing government, peaceful, beautiful, creative, and vibrant undocumented African migrants have been arrested and housed in concentration camps against their will. Thousands of intelligent, hard working, and law abiding Africans who only came to the state of Israel in search of a better life, […]

Republican Presidential Candidates Agree To Endorse Hillary If Donald Trump Wins Nomination

By Werombi Towradji With reports indicating that Donald Trump continues to enjoy a lead in several polls, the majority of his fellow Republican presidential candidates jointly announced today that they would endorse Hillary Clinton for President if Trump wins the nomination. The spokesman for the group of candidates, Jeb Bush, noted that “Trump represents racism, […]

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